10 Things Your Dentist Won't Tell You
1. "You really don't need to see me every six months."
2. "Those old metal fillings of yours may be leaking toxic waste."
3. "I care more about your smile than your teeth."
4. "No human being should have teeth this white."
5. "When I say this won't hurt a bit, boy, do I mean it."
6. "My equipment is state-of-the-art — circa 1985."7. "Did I mention that we'll need to do this again in a few years?"
8. "I'm a big fan of continuing education — especially when it means a weekend in Vegas!"
9. "That reminds me of a joke I once heard in rehab."
10. "You think this root canal hurts — wait till you get my bill."
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