1. "I use my eye chart as a crutch."


2. "Glasses are my cash cow..."


3. "...and contact-lens discounters are my enemy."


4. "Your kid may not even need glasses."


5. "I blur the truth about laser surgery."
 

6. "I learned Lasik in four days."


7. "Surgery's wrong for you? Don't expect me to stop you."


8. "Sterile equipment? Nope. But hey, we washed it."


9. "Open your eyes and I'll be gone."


10. "You're a guinea pig."

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