1. "Oops, wrong kidney."
2. "You may leave sicker than when you came in."
3. "Good luck finding the person in charge."
4. "Everything is negotiable, even your hospital bill."
5. "Yes, we take your insurance, but we're not sure the anesthesiologist does."
6. "Sometimes we bill you twice."
7. "Most ERs are in need of some urgent care themselves."
8. "All hospitals are not created equal."
9. "Avoid hospitals in July like the plague."
10. "Sometimes we don't keep our mouths zipped." 

via msn.com