1.       If alcohol is served, resist the urge to overindulge.  

2.       If Britney Spears would wear it, you probably shouldn’t.  Revealing clothes, snakes, etc.

3.       Unless you are already known as flamboyant or the creative one in the office, don’t view the office party as your opportunity to try a new hairstyle, fake fingernails (if you’ve never worn them), a new toupee, etc. 

4.       Be prepared to socialize, mingle, and talk about something other than work. 

5.       Unless you are planning to audition for a part in the adult version ofMean Girls Two, don’t stay with the same five or six people all night. 

6.       If someone is making small talk with you, throw him a bone and give more than a one-word answer.  

7.       Keep your dancing PG. 

8.       If you are a big eater, practice your talent before leaving home.  

9.       Leave with your date, not the cute woman from accounting who came with someone else.  

10.   Don’t be the last to leave

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