196 Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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