1. Invest in "his" and "hers" robes.

2. Stuff your speed dial with take-out.

3. Get to know that guy with his name stitched to his shirt.

4. Know when to drop everything and run.

5. Hold off on conversations that start with "How was your day, honey?"

6. Get-togethers are great-but not at your house.

7. Do not open until X-Mas.

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