10. Super spelling



9. Lightning-fast mood swings



8. Really bendy thumb



7. Unusually natural smile when posing for photographs



6. Ability to calm jittery squirrels



5. Power to shake exactly two aspirin out of a bottle



4. Ability to get tickets to Goodwill Games



3. Power to score with other superheroes' wives



2. Ability to communicate with corn



1. Magnetic colon