10. "I'm down here"



9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"



8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"



7. "I can get you off the naughty list"



6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"



5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."



4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler"



3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"



2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"



1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"