10. "I hear there's lots of kickboxing in this one."



9. "If you didn't see part one, you won't be able to follow it."



8. "It's a lot like 'Star Wars' -- only it doesn't take place in space and there's a lot more kicking."



7. "Do me a favor and kick me a couple times to get me in the mood."



6. "Excuse me, Mrs. Onassis -- but could you quit shoving?"



5. "I'll bet Julia Roberts broke up with Kiefer Sutherland 'cause he couldn't kickbox."



4. "So after I knocked over the vase and flowers, my Mom said, 'No more kickboxing.'"



3. "Aaieee! Killer bees!"



2. "Do you think Kickboxer could beat Terminator?"



1. "It's the best movie ever made about people kicking each other."