Top Ten Science Papers That Won't Be Winning A Nobel Prize
10. "Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection"
9. "E=MC3: That's Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!"
8. "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"
7. "Lincoln: The Man, The President, The Town Car"
6. "Whoops!: I Blew My $800,000 Research Grant At The MGM Grand Casino"
5. "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: So Cheesy, It Should Be Called 'Kraft Cheese & Macaroni'"
4. "There Sure Are A Lot of 'Smiths' In The Phone Book, Dude"
3. "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"
2. "Why The People Who Award The Nobel Prize Are A Bunch Of Jerks"
1. "Gravity: The Devil's Tool"
9. "E=MC3: That's Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!"
8. "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"
7. "Lincoln: The Man, The President, The Town Car"
6. "Whoops!: I Blew My $800,000 Research Grant At The MGM Grand Casino"
5. "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: So Cheesy, It Should Be Called 'Kraft Cheese & Macaroni'"
4. "There Sure Are A Lot of 'Smiths' In The Phone Book, Dude"
3. "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"
2. "Why The People Who Award The Nobel Prize Are A Bunch Of Jerks"
1. "Gravity: The Devil's Tool"
