10. Nation's interstate system would include regularly spaced jump ramps.



9. Giant flame decals added to side of Air Force One.



8. More fatalities at annual Easter egg hunt.



7. Court packed with judges favoring 270 mph speed limit.



6. Secretary of state would wear special suit to greet diplomats while on fire.



5. Son Robbie Knievel would be screwing up S&L industry.



4. While jumpsuit de rigeur at state dinners.



3. Quayle would still be Vice-President -- but his kids would take him seriously.



2. Americans closer to dream of seeing guy jump over his own face on Mt. Rush more.



1. More babies named Evel.