10. Rising tide of complaints that the Clapper is too complicated.



9. More people saying, "Hey, you forgot to take the hanger out of your coat."



8. When asked to name the current president, most say, "Eddie?"



7. 82% of Americans get their news from a pet.



6. Sales of "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts surpassed by sales of "I Am Stupid" T-shirts.



5. Leading cause of death: forgetting to let go of bowling balls.



4. Frightened crowds always running out of movie theaters screaming, "Giants! Giants!"



3. 1993 S.A.T. consists of one question: "Hey good lookin' - whatcha got cookin'?"



2. Upsurge in the number of babies named "Critter."



1. Three Amy Fisher movies.