7 Signs you spend too much time at the office
* You painted yellow lines around your usual parking spot in the driveway.
* Your dog has a write-up in his file for chewing your favorite pumps.
* You answer your home phone by saying, "Hello, how may I direct your call?"
* Coffee is made the night before so it's thick as tar by morning.
* Before an allowance increase, you schedule performance reviews for each child.
* When your husband or wife requests time together, you pencil him or her in for 15 minutes, two weeks from Tuesday.
* Instead of a Club Med family vacation, you've booked a team-building motivational retreat.
