Mick Jagger - Jade and Elizabeth Jagger

Keith Richards - Theodora and Alexandra Richards

Ron Wood - Leah Wood

Odds of Hotness Based on Gene Pool: Straight 50-50 shot. When horrific, albeit talented, skeleton men with bad teeth and skin like a crocodile's ass seduce hot models, we're never sure how it's gonna turn out. But knowing that gorgeous genes can overcome even Keith Richards' decrepit, heroin-riddled semen proves that Darwin should be taught in schools.

Why We Wanna Hit That: You'll forgive us if we group these lovelies together… hmm. Sorry. Got lost in a mental image there. But the daughters of the Rolling Stones have several things in common. 1) Their mothers are beautiful women. 2) Their fathers are fucking hideous. 3) They're LOADED with cash. 4) They're ALL models.

Jumpin' Jack Flash in our pants, pants, pants.