Odds of Hotness Based on Gene Pool: Poor to Middling. While grandmother Priscilla Presley is still really hot, and Elvis worked some sweaty sex mojo in his day, Lisa Marie didn't really get the best features of either parent. Or rather, she did, but they just look weird on her face. Must be one of those “skips a generation” things.

Why We Wanna Hit That: The daughter of Lisa Marie and first husband Danny Keough, Elvis's only granddaughter has been modeling for some of the biggest names in fashion since she was 12. We respect her work ethic, considering the size of the Presley estate means she could get away with sitting on a solid gold couch eating lobster tail sandwiches for the rest of her life. That said, she might have just been eager to get out of the house (she's had both Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage as step-fathers. That's gotta fuck you up but good). And since Riley finally turned 18 last month, it's about time for those personalized tours of the Jungle Room, if you get what we're saying. (We're saying we would like to have sex with her.)