Odds of Hotness Based on Gene Pool: It really could have gone either way. Ivana was a bit of a fox, but The Donald looks The Disgusting. We're just grateful Ivanka inherited her dad's money but not his hair.

Why We Wanna Hit That: When Donald gave Carolyn Kuchner's boardroom spot on The Apprentice to his daughter, he seemed to have some moments of distinctly "unfatherly" affection for Ivanka...but who could blame him? She's a smoking blonde with an unbelievable body. Knowing that she's got the brains to match and graduated magna cum laude from Wharton makes us want to make a lot of jokes about "cum laude."