On the list because of the weird things people say about it, and because it's the only way we could get Ralph Kramden's name in a SPACE.com story.

"Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world."
-- Erma Bombeck

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting."
-- Ray Bandy