The 9 Most Baffling Theme Parks
Diggerland: The Dumpiest Place on Earth!
Grutas Park: The Most Miserable Place on Earth!
Nintendo Amusement Park: The Nerdiest Place on Earth!
Seagaia Ocean Dome: The Most Unnecessary Place on Earth!
Suoi Tien Cultural Amusement Park: The Most Disquieting Place on Earth!
Dickens World: The Most Ill-Conceived Place On Earth!
Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park: The Copyright Infringingest Place On Earth!
Love Land: The Horniest Place On Earth!
Bon Bon Land: The Tackiest Place On Earth!
Amusement parks need to always meet one goal, make the customer happy. If the Danish people consider topless cattle and huge piles of dog shit fun, then they better be the biggest tits and tightest-wound shit piles possible. Excellence is all a customer can demand, and that's what Bon Bon Land delivers. Tacky, vulgar excellence.
