1: Any criticism of your chosen love is a result of bias:
2: The only defense is attack:
3: You are an unpaid salesman:
4: Ignore any positive comments, focus only on the negative:
5: Call everyone else a "fanboy" before they call you one:
6: Criticisms are old news, who cares?:
7: Hit and run:
8: Justify even the stupidest decisions/games:
9: Resort to melodrama to make your point:
10: Be a complete and total motherfucking IDIOT!