10.
Straight: He wears the same shirt for three days.
Gay: He wears three shirts a day.

9.
Straight: He thinks you spend too much money on getting your hair done.
Gay: He offers to do your belliage for you to save you money.

8.
Straight: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “I can’t judge if other guys are hot or not.”
Gay: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “Well… not as hot as Antonio Banderas.”

7.
Straight: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves either golf, football, or lap dances.
Gay: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves dancing, wine tasting, or a quick trip to San Francisco.

6.
Straight: He owns more video games than Blockbuster.
Gay: He owns more shoes than Payless.

5.
Straight: He wants to have sex with you, but doesn’t want to marry you.
Gay: He wants to marry you, but doesn’t want to have sex with you.

4.
Straight: He snags his Playboy out of the mailbox before you can see it.
Gay: He snags your Cosmo out of the mailbox before you can see it.

3.
His Netflix list includes sixteen different documentaries about World War II.
Gay: His Netflix list includes sixteen different documentaries about Madonna.

2.
Straight: He comes home at lunch to water the yard.
Gay: He comes home at lunch to watch the Young and the Restless.

1.
Straight: He affectionately calls you “Princess.”
Gay: He looks up when someone else affectionately calls you “Princess.”

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