1. Chop vegetables like Penelope Cruz in Volver.
2. Choose a perfume.
3. Tell the truth.
4. Withhold information.
5. Take nothing personally.
6. Take yourself personally.
7. Apply makeup without a mirror.
8. Assemble furniture.
9. Get off.
10. Get hit on politely.
11. Cry.
12. On second thought, laugh!
13. Know when you truly cannot do something.
14. Taxes.
15. Talk about astrology.
16. Know why talking about astrology is bullshit.
17. Eat.
18. Be alone.
19. Break up with someone before you cheat on them.
20. Tell someone you're mad before you find yourself getting passive-aggressive.
21. Better yet, ignore the anger.
22. Repress.
23. Invest in the stock market.
24. Have a sincere intellectual conversation with a fellow female.
25. Call your mom.

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