1. Never be intimidated, no matter how impossible the odds

2. You are outnumbered, you have the right to be sneaky

3. Trash talk the enemy 

4. Never hesitate

5. You need a sidekick, preferably black, preferably male

6. Wives/girlfriends aren’t all that necessary

7. Be mentally and emotionally prepared for outrageous coincidences

Via notdirtywriter