10.“Impossible; that can't be done.”

9.“This is the best they could do, huh?”

8.“That's not my problem.”

7."That isn't in my job description.” 

6. "Does it really matter if I get this finished?”

5.“That's a no-brainer.”

4.“We should totally hook up on MySpace/Facebook.” 

3.“I got so trashed last night…”

2."I don't get paid enough for this.”

1.“Sigh!” 

via askmen.com