The Yuma City Criminals - That name will definitely make a positive impact on the kids.

Laurel Hill Hoboes - Same with this one.

The Mars Area Fighting Planets - Totally original.

The Hockaday Fighting Daisies - The name pretty much defies all rational thought.

Hoopeston Area Cornjerkers - Sounds dirty.

The Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders - Ditto.

Watersmeet Nimrods.