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10. What was your name again?

9. Shhhh, or you'll wake my parents.

8. You're not supposed to actually blow on it.

7. Don't worry, I don't think this is contagious.

6. Is it in?

5. Your mom/dad was better at that.

4. Do you mind if my roommate watches?

3. Ooops!

2. Let me read you some of my poetry first.

1. Would you suck on my tail?

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