- “This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.”
- “What a piece of junk!”
- “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
- “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.”
- “Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.”
- “Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”

- “If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? — Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!”
- “Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that’s something else.”
- “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
- “What are we going to do? We’ll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel and smashed into who knows what.”
- “That’s no moon, it’s a space station.”
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