The 5 worst ways to sneak a secret Muslim into the White House
1. Use a black Muslim
2.Give him an obviously Muslim middle name
3. Do it via the Democratic Party
4. Use an election
5. Have him pretend to be Christian
via notdirtywriter
1. Use a black Muslim
2.Give him an obviously Muslim middle name
3. Do it via the Democratic Party
4. Use an election
5. Have him pretend to be Christian
via notdirtywriter
