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1. "It's my world; you're just drinking in it."
2. "Your top-shelf pretensions are money in my pocket."
3. "Tabs are for suckers."
2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business.
3. When customers make personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance.
4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner."
5. Treat others as you want to be treated.
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1. My other line is ringing, so choose the toppings before you call.
2. We know when kids are prank-calling us.
3. If I drop your pizza on the way, sometimes I'll shake the box to get the cheese to slide back on right.
4. Patience, please.
5. In some neighborhoods, a kid getting out of a car with a pizza in his hands is like screaming, "Rob me! I have cash!"
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