2. "There's nothing complimentary about our comp cards."
3. "Our ATM machines are the real one-armed bandits."
4. "We're subliminally relaxing you."
5."Ninety-five percent payback doesn't mean you won't lose a lot of money."
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2."We'll make your kid really sick..."
3. "...especially during chicken pox season."
4. "We have safety issues."
5. "Our employees come and go..."
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2. "You've come to the wrong place for a good deal."
3. "Want service? Then pay up."
4. "Sure we know who to look out for-us."
5. "Our technology stinks."
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2. "Your hard-won air miles are worth less all the time."
3. "We'll give you a good deal — if we can get something out of it."
4. "We love hidden fees."
5. "Customer service isn't always our top priority..."
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