The Colombian midfield maestro was a sublime passer in his prime, but his hair was nothing but performance. With his straw-colored afro, Valderrama set the soccer hair tone for years to come.

The Galaxy defender managed to steal some of Becks' camera time with his blatantly bleached tresses. He earns extra points for taking the time to bleach his facial hair.

The Brazilian fútbol genius has a hairdo that's more of a hair-don't. With hair that is long, wavy and often appearing to be soaking wet, Ronaldinho's appearance is at the very least jarring. Unlike most of these guys, however, his game makes up for it.

Like Xavier, Cisse is known for his chemically frightened locks, also taking the time to match his facial hair. Then again, anyone who gets married in a red tuxedo must know something about style.