4. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
5. I love looking in your windows.
6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.
7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it’s an invitation.
8. If you don’t answer when I knock, I try the door.

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1. Of course I look familiar.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week.

3. Love those flowers.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway.

5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. 

8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door—understandable.

9. I always knock first.

10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer?

11. Here’s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids’ rooms.

12. You’re right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system.

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