Top things that your body does but you may not know

The human race has scaled the tallest mountains, charted the deepest oceans and played a quick front nine on the freaking moon, but there's one frontier that still largely mystifies us: our own bodies.

10 Things That Are (Almost) Impossible To Do With Your Body

10. Raise One Eyebrow

9. Lick Your Elbow

8. Gleeking

7. Twitch Your Nose

6. Wiggle Your Ear

5. Touch Your Nose or Chin With Your Tongue

4. Strange Tongue Tricks

3. Sneeze with Your Eyes Open

2. Tickle Yourself

1. Toot Your Own Horn

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10 Things Your Body Can Do After You Die

1. Get Married
2. Unwind with a Few Friends
3. Tour the Globe as a Scandalous Work of Art
4. Fuel a City
5. Get Sold, Chop Shop-Style
6. Become a Soviet Tourist Attraction
7. Snuggle Up with Your Stalker
8. Not Spread an Epidemic
9. Stand Trial
10. Stave Off Freezer Burn

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