All the things adults should know but not really
Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking stupid to figure out...
10 Things Every Adult Should Know
- Having sex can cause pregnancy.
- If you cover your face with piercing jewelry, you may not be able to find a job.
- It's 2008. Racism is seriously outdated.
- Spontaneous anal sex often involves small amounts of feces.
- Anal sex does not make you gay.
- Marijuana is not a "gateway drug".
- Creationism is bullshit. Seriously.
- You have no right to be proud, unless you did it yourself.
- Police and Politicians have a lot in common.
- America is not #1.