I hate the one in the mall parking lot when they were looking for Kramer's car. And Elaine's goldfish was dying. And Jerry took a piss. And got caught. And George took a piss. And he got caught too. And Kramer couldn't find the air conditioner. And George missed out on the anniversary dinner with his parents. And the goldfish died. I hate that one.

Jerry's girlfriend doesn't want to share a taste of her pie (no pun intended). The show is partly redeemed by Poppy, who doesn't wash his hands after visiting the men's room before he is about the prepare a special meal for Jerry. A mannequin looks exactly like Elaine and Kramer actually starts making out with it.

Kramer tries to help this older couple with their shoe store and he brings all of Jerry's shoes down. And then he's checking out the place and realizes it's a fire hazard. George supposedly buys a car that belongs to actor Jon Voight and then finds out that it was really "John" Voight.

George's girlfriend takes credit for a salad he bought Elaine. That's about it!

Kramer engineers an illegal cable hookup. George is mad because some chick humiliated him by spilling chocolate syrup all over him years ago. He shows up at the baby shower with the same shirt, complete with stain.

Seinfeld and George go in to talk about the pilot for NBC. The president of NBC is really sick. In walks his daughter with her huge chest. George is staring at her chest. In walks the father and they get thrown out of the office.

They're sitting around waiting for a table. The Chinese guy keeps saying, "Five, 10 minute. Five, 10 minute." They head out in disgust. The Chinese guy says, "Seinfeld party of three!" That's it.

Kramer has a low flow on his showerhead and it ruins everybody's hair. The Costanzas and Seinfelds keep threatening who will move to a condo in Florida called "Del Boca Vista." Elaine is supposed to join Peterman in Africa and they think she's been taking drugs because she's been eating these poppyseed muffins.

George sees a picture of himself in the family photo of his new boss, Mr. Kruger, and remembers that he yelled at him on the beach. He tries to airbrush himself out of the picture and ends up airbrushing Mr. Kruger from the picture. So he puts a smiley face there.

The gang goes out to Los Angeles and Kramer gets mistaken for a serial killer. George Wendt costars. Meanwhile, the humor falls flat in just about every way imaginable.

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Jerry gets tickets to a New York Rangers game. Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, has his face painted "to support the team!" Puddy scares the shit out of the priest, who screams out, "Diablo!" George tells his girlfriend he loves her and she acts like she didn't hear him. Kramer has to apologize to the chimp because the chimp threw something at him and he said something back to it. Jerry gets screwed on the tickets and has to go with Puddy in the nosebleed seats. They have to spell out "Devils" on their chests.

Remember when Jerry buys this jacket from some snooty guy and Elaine wants to get to know him and they start going out? And he tells Elaine he'll get her a good deal on a dress, but keeps putting it off. Then George has this guest at his house and he's the wig master for Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat...

Jerry goes to a restaurant with George, Susan and Susan's friend Hallie. And Jerry is not wearing a suit and they give him one to wear and he ends up walking out with the jacket. And then J. Peterman hires this deaf guy, Bob Grossman, and he can't hear any of the assignments, so Elaine gets stuck with all of the assignments. That's about it.

Remember Susan's friend Sally comes down? Jerry wanted this barbecue sauce from the South that had Charles Grodin's face on it. And then Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. And then George's father puts a pool table in the room and invites the maestro and Kramer over. And the maestro takes off his pants. And they're playing pool. They all have their pants off and George's mother walks in and says, "what's going on here?" They end up using the conductor's baton as a pool cue.

Jerry buys this suede jacket for about $1,000. Nobody wants to have dinner with Elaine's father, but they end up there. He's like a freakin' mafia character who has written a book, a real Mickey Spillane type. Alton Benes. He's played by legendary tough guy Lawrence Tierney. Elaine shows up late. They're going to the restaurant and it's snowing outside. Jerry has a reversible jacket with pink stripes on the inside. He wants to save the suede, so he reverses it. Elaine's dad is like, "you're not going with us like that!" So he has to change back to the suede. His jacket ends up getting ruined.

Jerry's parents are visiting and Elaine brings her new boyfriend, Aaron, over. He's a "close talker" and invites Jerry's parents out on the town. Kramer goes to get his clothes at this vintage clothing store. Morty suggests selling his old raincoats (the "executive"). Morty and Kramer think they can make a bundle selling these things. George gets the idea that his father has some clothing in the attic to sell...

Elaine has this marathon runner staying at her apartment, Jean-Paul. She had forgotten to set his alarm at a previous race and he missed it. He's running the New York Marathon. Jerry's worried that she'll screw up again. So throughout the episode, Jerry is trying to make sure he will wake up in time...

Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and his girlfriend are having dinner. Kramer's girlfriend is a "soft talker." She designs her own clothing. Throughout the whole dinner, no one can understand what she is saying. So Kramer goes to the bathroom and the girlfriend starts talking, they can't hear her, so they say "oh yes" and nod their heads...

Friends of Jerry and Elaine invite them to the Hamptons to see their baby. George and his girlfriend, Jerry and his girlfriend, Kramer and Elaine go out there. While George goes to get tomatoes for his parents, everyone sees his girlfriend topless, which he hasn't seen himself. George is mad, so he wants to get even. He keeps trying to walk in on Jerry's girlfriend...

Kramer and Newman go somewhere and buy huge cans of Beef-A-Roni and tuna fish just because they want to buy in bulk. Susan's parents invite George's parents over for dinner and his parents bring over a marble rye. And George's father says, "Who has sex with the rooster, the chicken or the hen?" ...

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