There are millions of wonderful things you can do with your soft, round body. Physically keeping up with equally well-motivated peers who weigh half what you do is not one of them.
The point is, live in happy and healthy!
1. Slow down.
2. Wear comfortable clothes.
3. Eat in front of people.
4. Adjust yourself.
5. Check your posture.
6. Go for a walk.
7. Stop watching The Biggest Loser.
8. Be nice to fat people.
9. “Diet food” sucks.
10. Quit Googling fat.
Via largesse
1. Avoid the beach.
2. Tan yourself.
3. Avoid bars and clubs.
4. Do not swat at mosquitoes.
5. Do not wear a Speedo.
• Buy the smallest size in which you feel comfortable.
• Dark is better.
• Stay clean.
• Don’t wear giant pants.
• Untucked shirts are fine, but keep them ironed.
