Top Secrets about women

Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its farmland. So we're ﬁne with you picking up the tab. And after about three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even.

10 Things You Don't Know About Women

1. Women are innately self-conscious.

2. Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its farmland.

3. Women like porn, too. We just hate it when you hide the porn.

4. Women remember everything .

5. An eyelash curler, while mean and ferocious looking, is not a weapon.

6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead.

7. We think it's weird when you watch sports and concentrate to help your team.

8. "Hey, Melissa, who's the boss?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Phoebe, where'd you park your broomstick?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Alyssa, you look 250 pounds lighter than Brian Dennehy in that dress." Surprisingly good pickup line.

9. Women hear better than men.

10. You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper.

Via men.msn.com

5 Things you may not have known about women

They feel no need to be reasonable or to make sense
They have no concept of right or wrong, just what makes them feel bad
If they seem reasonable and easy to get along with, it’s an illusion
They are very good at making bullshit seem reasonable
Their lives revolve around men

Via notdirtywriter

Top 2 secrets why women don't like a nice guy

By being too much of nice to woman, she will interpret you as just another wussy who's trying to MANPULATE her.
Women don't feel ATTRACTION for nice guys who kiss up to them.

Via scribd.com