1. You’re just going to have to kill me

2. Now I have a machine gun… ho ho ho

3. Now I know what a TV dinner feels like

4. I must have missed 60 Minute

5. You should be on f_____g TV with that accent

6. Blow the roof

7. Yippee-ki-yay #1

8. Powell saves the day

9. Did you get that?

10. Gunfight at the Annex Skywalk

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1. Never be intimidated, no matter how impossible the odds

2. You are outnumbered, you have the right to be sneaky

3. Trash talk the enemy 

4. Never hesitate

5. You need a sidekick, preferably black, preferably male

6. Wives/girlfriends aren’t all that necessary

7. Be mentally and emotionally prepared for outrageous coincidences

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10. Passenger 57 (1992)

9. Sudden Death (1995)

8. Con Air (1997)

7. Toy Soldiers (1991)

6. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

5. Under Siege (1992)

4. Speed (1994)

3. Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

2. Air Force One (1997)

1. Die Hard 2 (1990); Yes the best-ever Die Hard rip-off was its own sequel)

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