1. Are you making money?
2. Do you enjoy it?
3. Is what you do important?
4. Are you important?
5. Has there ever been a movie in which a main character did what you do?
1. Don't Excel
2. Don't Do Poorly
3. Don't Complain
4. Use the mantra "I'm just happy to have a job"
5. Take a salary cut gracefully when offered
6. Get politically neutral
7. Wear a Mask
8. Work longer hours
9. Sacrifice everything for your job.
10. Be a work-bot
Whether you’re full-time, part-time, permanent or casual
Via jobjuice.gov.au