To your boss, top things not to do and say

In your career you will inevitably come to say some dumb or regrettable things to your boss. At one time or another, we all do it to varying degrees.

Top 10 Things To Never Say To Your Boss

10.“Impossible; that can't be done.”

9.“This is the best they could do, huh?”

8.“That's not my problem.”

7."That isn't in my job description.”

6. "Does it really matter if I get this finished?”

5.“That's a no-brainer.”

4.“We should totally hook up on MySpace/Facebook.”

3.“I got so trashed last night…”

2."I don't get paid enough for this.”

1.“Sigh!”

via askmen.com

What not to do when the boss is away

Act in haste . . .
Use your initiative.
Be a cheeky youth.
Redesign the wheel.
Slack off.
Get involved.

via treasure.1x1y

10 things your boss hates about you

1. Lateness
2. Lack of initiative
3. Too much initiative
4. Bitching and whining
5. Disloyalty
6. Lack of passion. Or interest
7. Trying to be their best friend
8. Petty lying
9. Childishness
10. Wanting their job

via bbs.microdo

16 Things NOT To Say When Your Boss Asks What You’re Doing

“Nothing special...”
“I’m glad you asked, because I just wondered if there’s anything I could do for you...”
“I was just goofing off in front of the screen pretending to work.”
“What do you mean by ’doing’?”
“Sorry, but could you please repeat the last question?”
“LOL”
“Wow, when you just said that, that sounded incredibly manly...”
“There’s so much to do I don’t know where to start...”
“Hang on a sec’, I’m beating the highscore...”
“If I said there’s a three-headed monkey behind you, would you believe it?”
“Great question! Your management skills are adorable.”
“He stopped working first!”
“About that email you sent me last Monday, could you send it again?”
“You tell me first!”
“Your arms are getting more and more relaxed. You feel very, very tired. You ...”
“I’m actually working.”