1. "It's more about the sizzle than the steak."

2. "Eating here could make you sick."

3. "Our markups are ridiculous."

4. "Big Brother is watching you . . . eat."

5. "There's something fishy about our seafood."

6. "Reservation? What reservation?"

7. "Our specials are anything but."

8. "There's no such thing as too much butter."

9. "Nice tip -- too bad your waiter won't get it."

10. "Never go out to eat on a Monday."

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1. I'm a really good tipper

2. Don't you know who I am?

3. Do you know how much money I have?

4. They're just playing!

5. I don't have enough money for a tip.

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