Top things you should konw about Law
As the movie Footloose taught us, some little backwater towns have a real hate for some bizarre things like dancing and youthful exuberance. Well some people apparently missed the scene where dancing makes everyone's troubles disappear, because they continue to outlaw the most petty and ridiculous shit they can think of.
13 Things You Won't Believe Are Against the Law Somewhere
- Indoor Nudity (Villahermosa, Mexico)
- Silly String (Los Angeles)
- Fishbowls (Monza, Italy)
- Feeding the Homeless (Las Vegas)
- Being at the Library Whilst Having Body Odor (Houston)
- The Jolly Roger (Stafford Borough, England)
- Ice Cream Truck Music (Stafford, New Jersey)
- Chewing Gum (Singapore)
- Lobster (Reggio, Italy)
- Saggy Pants (Delcambre, Louisiana)
- Excuses (Megion, Siberia)
- Karaoke (Lilbum, Georgia)
- Satan (Inglis, FL)
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10 Things You Should Know
1. Do not discuss your case with anyone other than your lawyer.
2. Do not call or make any contact with any law enforcement agency, District Attorney, or City Attorney without first consulting with your Attorney.
3. Immediately identify and locate any potential witnesses
4. If contacted by any law enforcement investigation, immediately and politely refuse
5. Never consent to any search or turn over anything to law enforcement
6. Lay low and stay away from any situation that can lead you to catching other charges
7. In any criminal case there are many issues that should be examined.
8. Once charges are filed, you will be prosecuted by the government.
9. Everything you tell your lawyer is confidential