All best baby products to buy
Raising a baby is a tough gig. "Experts" declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It's no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry.
10 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants
Zaky Infant Pillow
Baby Keeper
Swimming Neck Ring
Pee-Pee Teepee
Baby Perfume
O'Pair Baby Leash
"Thudguard" Helmet
3rd Arm
Daddle
Hamburger Baby Costume
via cracked
10 More Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants
Metallica Lullabies
Manual Snot Sucker
Her First Heels
Baby Mop
Po-Knee
Man Boobs
Baby Whoopee Cushion Costume
Bucktooth Pacifier
Baby Toupee & Baby Tattoos
via cracked
Top Baby Products for a Parent on a Budget
Travel Systems
- The Bancroft Passage 540 Lightweight Travel System by Graco
- Aura Travel System- Tribecca by Evenflo
Cribs
- Baby Tenda Solid Wood, Convertible Crib
- Stork Craft Rochester Stages Crib
Diapers
- For Babies Aged 0- 3 months (Sizes 0- 2):
- For Babies in Sizes 3-4
- For Babies in Sizes 5 and above
Top 10 Gifts for New Parents
- Diaper Bag
- Postpartum Recovery Kit
- Camera
- Mothers Necklace
- Baby Carrier-
- Nursing Pillow
- Restaurant and Movie Rental Certificates
- Family Portrait-
- A Gift Membership to a Museum or Zoo
- Maid Service