n today's topsy-turvy world of productivity, appearing at ease and relaxed is perceived as laziness, and having too little to do. To the contrary, study afterstudy show that the most relaxed and at ease among us are the most productive. Stress leads to mistakes, lack of progress, and fear in the workplace - yet those of us who consciously work to maintain calm can be passed over for promotions, or we get assigned an increasing workload until we are forced to behave in the frantic work-style of those around us in order to get it all done.
The boss does not hear you typing and what do they do? Peek over the cubicle or into your office. My website makes varying typing and clicking sounds to put their mind at rest that you are working hard. www.idlekeyboard.com
Create the illusion of furious activity whenever possible.
Emphasize the tremendous amount of work you’re accomplishing.
Ask a lot of questions.
Fabricate major obstacles or developments that require you to go back to the drawing board.
Open several of the applications you normally use for work and have them visible on your computer’s desktop.
Be alert.
Watch out for Big Brother.
Trick the watchers.
Slack off a little bit at a time.
Place a pencil or pen behind your ear to give the impression that you are writing down so much important information that if it were possible, your hand itself would be a writing instrument.
Take a stack of industry magazines with you to the bathroom. Mark them up with sticky notes and wrinkle the pages.
Visit friends in different departments, leaving your workspace very "busy" looking.
Drink lots of water.
Create meetings in Outlook with realistic sounding names.
For a good catch-all, open a couple programs that you use daily.
"sigh of frustration" to make sure your desk is covered in papers, even if you are not working on any of them. Spread them out layered and use as much desk space as possible.
Always, Always, Always have more than one work application open.
A recently new thing that has come out, that is perfect for disguising your lack of work.
Always make sure when surfing the internet, you do not directly type the website address.
Be alert.
Some people try to deter detection by turning their computer screens away from any high traffic areas.
take a print screen of one of your applications while it is open, then copying and pasting it to another program.
IF you are making the rounds, ensure you have a good made up lie to explain your absence.