1. "Sorry, M, but doesn't that plan sound a wee bit dangerous?"

    

2. "I'm going to stop you and your diabolical organization, Dr. Fang. I'll be back in four months with a United Nations resolution... and you'd darn well better comply!"

    

3. "Vodka martini. Shake it, stir it, whatever... I don't give a rat's ass."

    

4. "Yes, I have a license to kill -- kill with kindness!"

    

5. "I READ the damn manual, Q. Nowhere did it say 'NOT FOR ANAL USE.' Now shut up and help me!"

    

6. "I'm resourceful enough, I'm sneaky enough, and doggone it, women like me."

    

7. "Oh, for chrissakes, skip the details of your evil plan and just freakin' kill me already."

    

8. "C'mon in, but we gotta be real quiet 'cause Mom's a light sleeper and the trailer is pretty small."

    

9. "Careful -- the plate is very hot." 


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1- James Bond was inspired by an American zoologist

2- Bond was created on summer vacation

3- Bond has a drink every 24.3 minutes

4- There are only seven 00s

5- Bond became a 00 at the age of 38 

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