Top funny things to do in Wal-Mart

No. 1 answer is: Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

10 Hilarious Things to Do At Wal-Mart

1. Ride the little electronic carts at the front of the store... Then when you're in front of other shoppers, conspicuously stand up and pick items off the shelves!

2. Walk up to perfect strangers and say, ˜Hi, I haven't seen you in ages.' See if they play along!

3. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them and shout, ˜Red Rover!'.

4. Make up fake products, like ˜Poodykins', and earnestly ask employees where you can find them.

5. Follow mothers with children under the age of 12. When the mother lets the kid out of her sight, run up to the kid, take him by the hand, and walk out of the store!

full list via collegehumor

10 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

10. Play with the automatic doors.

9. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are

taking it for a test drive.

8. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

full list via indolink

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.