1. “I’m a CEO first and a health care professional second.”
2. “Just because we’re nonprofit doesn’t mean we’re good guys.”
3. “Who says you can’t haggle for health care?”
4. “If we build it, you will come.”
5. “We don’t like competition, especially from doctors.”
6. “It’s all about PR.”
7. “You might be paying for the guy in the next bed.”
8. “Our mergers are pretty messy.”
9. “If it were up to me, we’d be doing more breast implants.”
10. “We don’t like you poking into our business.”
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1. Synthroid is only one brand of levothyroxine, it's not FDA-approved yet, and it's usually more expensive than its competitors.
2. Treating patients who have elevated thyroid antibodies but normal TSH levels may help prevent full-blown hypothyroidism.10. Being exhausted is not "normal" for women, people your age, people with thyroid problems, etc.
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1. "I use my eye chart as a crutch."
2. "Glasses are my cash cow..."
3. "...and contact-lens discounters are my enemy."
4. "Your kid may not even need glasses."
5. "I blur the truth about laser surgery."
6. "I learned Lasik in four days."
7. "Surgery's wrong for you? Don't expect me to stop you."
8. "Sterile equipment? Nope. But hey, we washed it."
9. "Open your eyes and I'll be gone."
10. "You're a guinea pig."
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1. "You really don't need to see me every six months."
2. "Those old metal fillings of yours may be leaking toxic waste."
3. "I care more about your smile than your teeth."
4. "No human being should have teeth this white."
5. "When I say this won't hurt a bit, boy, do I mean it."
6. "My equipment is state-of-the-art — circa 1985."7. "Did I mention that we'll need to do this again in a few years?"
8. "I'm a big fan of continuing education — especially when it means a weekend in Vegas!"
9. "That reminds me of a joke I once heard in rehab."
10. "You think this root canal hurts — wait till you get my bill."
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