
Disciples at Emmaus, a Vermeer forgery by Han van Meegeren (1936)
Every age sees art through its own eyes, and the cleverest forgers play up to this. One of the most notorious forgeries ever occurred in the 1930s. A Dutchman named Han van Meegeren [wiki] (1889 - 1947) produced forgeries of early works by the Dutch 17-th century master Jan Vermeer. They were technically brilliant and faultless, using old canvas and the correct 17-th century pigments. Cunningly, van Meegeren chose religious imagery that some experts believed Vermeer had painted, but very few examples of which existed. Most (though not all) of the greatest experts were completely taken in, but when you see the paintings now, you’ll wonder why. All the faces look like great film stars of the 1930s, such as Marlene Dietrich and Douglas Fairbanks.

It’s sometimes suggested that rich criminals arrange for famous works of art to be
stolen so that they can have them exclusively to themselves in private. Such theories have never been proven, and the truth is usually just a bit simpler. One of the most bizarre thefts was of the Mona Lisa [wiki] from the Louvre in 1911. An Italian workman, Vincenzo Peruggia [wiki], walked into the gallery, took the painting off the wall, and carried it out. Security was nonexistent. About two years later it was discovered in a trunk in his cheap lodging rooms in Florence. So, why did he take it? It was nothing to do with money. He said that as the painting was by an Italian, Leonardo da Vinci, it was part of Italy’s national cultural heritage, and he was simply taking it back to where it belonged: Florence. (The painting was returned to the Louvre.)
The major commercial scandal of recent years has been the alleged collusion between the two big international auction houses Christie’s and Sotheby’s. As the supply of expensive masterpieces began to run out, competition between the two firms became increasingly fierce and each of them found it difficult to make a profit. They got together secretly to fix not the price of works of art themselves but the commission that they would each charge to sellers. In certain parts of the world, such an arrangement is quite legal but not in the United States. Eventually the practice came to light. The federal authorities imposed fines running into hundreds of millions of dollars, and prison sentences were also handed out.
Wanton acts of destruction in the art world are fortunately rare. One of the strangest occurred in 1845 in the British Museum, London, and is worthy of a Sherlock Holmes story. The Portland Vase, the most famous example of ancient Roman glass, decorated in dark-blue-and-white cameo technique, was brought from Italy in 1783 and purchased by the Duchess of Portland. A drunken young man entered the museum and without explanation smashed the vase and its glass display case. He was imprisoned for breaking the case but not the vase, as British law didn’t impose penalties for destroying works of art of high value. The vase has since been repaired; however, you can still see the bruises.

Saliera or salt cellar by Benvenuto Cellini (ca. 1539 - 1543)
A recent art world disaster/scandal occurred on May 13, 2003 (and it wasn’t even a Friday!). Thieves climbed scaffolding and smashed windows to enter Vienna’s Art History Museum and stole the "Mona Lisa of sculptures" - Cellini’s Saltcellar [wiki]. This intricate 16-centimeter-high sculpture was commissioned by François I, king of France, from Benvenuto Cellini (1500 - 1571), the Renaissance’s most ingenious and gifted goldsmith. Crafted with amazingly rich detail and skill, its principal figures are a naked sea god and a woman who sit opposite of each other, with legs entwined - a symbolic representation of the planet earth. The thieves set off the alarms, but these were ignored as false, and the theft remained undiscovered until 8:20 a.m. The reasons for the theft are as yet unknown. The fear is that these thieves will destroy the sculpture or melt it down, an act of vandalism that would be the equivalent of burning the Mona Lisa.
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1. MARK FOLEY'S FOLLY

Decades from now, political scientists will still debate the cause of the Republican Party's meltdown in the 2006 midterm elections. Most will say the Iraq War was the culprit, but having a leading advocate of child protection legislation crash and burn because he sent a series of sexually explicit instant messages to young male Congressional pages certainly didn't help. The direct result of "Foleygate" resulted in the Florida representative resigning and checking into alcohol rehab five weeks before the election. The scandal also became the latest in a long list of sour grapes for the G.O.P., and sugar plums for the Democrats.
2. TED HAGGARD

The nation's evangelical movement takes lots of credit for boosting the current administration into office based on a campaign of morality. But every few years, even the evangelicals keep getting caught with their pants down...literally. This time National Association of Evangelicals (NAE) president Ted Haggard, who has been an ardent preacher against homosexuality, fell to allegations of keeping up a gay relationship with a male prostitute/masseur and using crystal meth with him as well. This cost him his pastorship at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colo., and he subsequently resigned as NAE leader.
3. THE DELAY-ABRAMOFF AFFAIR

If Tom DeLay became a Congressional giant during his tenure as a Texas representative, Jack Abramoff proved to be his Achilles' Heel. In this tangled web, Abramoff and several others, including two aides of the Congressman, wound up implicated in defrauding an Indian tribe then lining their pockets. It later caused DeLay's resignation amidst the indictment (and subsequent guilty plea) of Abramoff, the former power-wielding lobbyist, and set an early stage for a yearlong slippery slope for the G.O.P. The ironic part of it all is that after all the trouble DeLay has suffered because of lobbyists, what does he plan to become after his resignation? A lobbyist.
4. JEFFERSON'S COLD CASH

Last year, Louisiana was devastated by Hurricane Katrina. This year, a storm of a different kind of material was stirred up when Rep. William Jefferson, a Democrat whose district includes much of New Orleans, became the focus of a federal corruption probe. In May, his Congressional offices and his Washington home were raided, resulting in federal agents discovering $90,000 in cash in his freezer — wrapped in stacks of $10,000 each and placed in frozen food containers. Then-House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi requested that Jefferson resign from the House Ways and Means Committee, to which he refused. He instead ran again for his Congressional seat, and won. But he is facing trouble first with his colleagues in the Congressional Black Caucus and from Pelosi, who now calls the Democratic shots as Speaker of the House. What? Did he think she'd forget?
5. TROUBLE IN TAIWAN

As if it were not bad enough somebody shot and wounded Taiwanese president Chen Shui-bian during his most recent political campaign, his wife, Wu Shu-Chen, is now standing accused of embezzling $450,000 in state funds. Other family members and friends have also been alleged to use their ties to him for illicit gains, most notably his son-in-law Chao Chien-ming who was arrested on charges of insider trading and embezzlement. In November, Wu was formally indicted, but the president himself seems to be wearing a constitutionally tailored Teflon suit, because despite the allegations of his connection with this and other graft, he cannot be charged with anything until his presidential term ends in 2008. Recently, lawmakers fell 28 votes short of the required two-thirds majority that would have instituted an island-wide recall vote.
6. EVEN YOUR GARBAGE ISN'T PRIVATE ANYMORE

Earlier in the year CNET.com published a story that mentioned the long-term direct sales strategy of Hewlett-Packard. The story happened to contain details that were supposed to remain in the hush zone. To determine who leaked the goods, HP CEO Patricia Dunn hired a team of consultants to use a method called pretexting or identity misrepresentation to get the phone records of several HP board members and nine journalists. The firm even rummaged through the garbage of Wall Street Journal reporter Pui-Wing Tam in order to find out which board director was leaking to the press. Dunn then testified to a House Committee that she had no idea pretexting involved identity misrepresentation. But that wasn't enough for her to keep her job and she is expected to step down from her position on Jan. 18 during the next HP board meeting.
7. WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT?

Three members of Duke lacrosse team, David Evans, Colin Finnerty, and Reade Seligmann, were accused of raping stripper Crystal Gail Mangum at a party in April, resulting in the suspension of the team for an entire season and the resignation of its coach, Mike Pressler. The school has been marred by the scandal, and a rift has been torn between Duke and the Durham, N.C. community on the basis of race and victim's rights. The accused deny any wrongdoing, and their lawyers argue the victim's story is false and that she was too inebriated to remember anything. Prosecutors eventually dropped rape charges against the three lacrosse players but, according to defense attorneys, they still faced kidnapping and sexual offense charges.
8. THE CASE OF KATSAV

Israeli President Moshe Katsav has found himself accused of rape and sexual assault by numerous women. Israeli authorities are deciding whether to indict him on the charges. By late September, no fewer than eight women had accused him of sexual assault including one who said he coerced her into having sex with him. Investigators have collected enough evidence against Katsav to hand over to the Jerusalem District Attorney's Office, which will recommend whether to press charges against the president or close the case. Katsav has said that if he is indicted, he would resign. But despite the mounting evidence against her husband, Katsav's wife, Gila, is standing by her man, saying she would never leave him and telling an Israeli news website that "if a girl feels she's in trouble, she can come and speak with him."
9. TOUR DE FARCE

It should be noted that doping problems in professional cycling go back more than a century, and so do claims of innocence in order to retain medal status. So when Phonak Hearing Team cyclist Floyd Landis was accused of taking performance-enhancing drugs at the 2006 Tour de France, then tested positive for unusually high testosterone levels, he followed suit and kept his championship standing (although tour officials do not consider him to be the winner, and Phonak fired him after he tested positive). The reason he gave for the positive test was that the high level of testosterone was a "natural occurrence" and that the hormone was produced by his "own organism." Doctors, however, have scoffed at the notion that his body would produce that amount of testosterone naturally.
10. DON'T MESS WITH OPRAH

Early in 2006, talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey became queen of the blogosphere when her one-time guest, author James Frey's book A Million Little Pieces was exposed as largely fabricated on The Smoking Gun website. Winfrey, willing to stand behind Frey's best-selling memoir of self-renewal and drug rehabilitation, called into CNN's Larry King Live where Frey was appearing to defend him. It turned out that publisher Random House had not checked the total authenticity of Frey's claims. Frey later apologized for the fabrication, but was dropped by his literary agent and publisher and lost a future deal with Penguin Books. He later appeared on Oprah where she admitted that she had made a mistake and called him a flat-out liar. But Frey did get the last word when he told Publisher's Weekly recently that he is "looking forward to showing people that I can write fiction."