Top ways to get drunk cheap
If you sit down and make a list of the things in your life that you don’t need to have and then rank them by how much they cost you, there’s a good chance that you’re going to find “alcohol” somewhere on the list.
The cheapest ways to get drunk at a club or a bar
- Buy the 99 cent mini bottles available at the front of the liquor store and smuggle them into the club
- Long Island Ice teas, these are typically cheap and can get you going real quick
- Shots, this may sound counterintuitive, however, if you dont by top shelf, one shot is typically a couple of bucks which is cheaper than a beer but stronger
- Drink at home before you go, and share a cab.
- Don't bring more money than you want to spend.
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Top 10 Ways to get drunk for five dollars or less
Number 10. Be a frosh (freshman).Number 9. Be female.Number 8. Try Medication.Number 7. If it ends in 'ol', drink it!Number 6. Sleep Deprivation and Sickness.Number 5. Try AntifreezeNumber 4. Smash and Grab.Number 3. Scavange.Number 2. Hang around with Losers or Generous People (same thing)Number 1. Make Beer Fast
via netfunny20 Ways to Save Money on Getting Drunk
- Become a fan of art.
- Make friends with bartenders.
- Throw parties at your house.
- Learn about good cheap drinks.
- Get your drinks over-the-counter.
- Go to tastings.
- Take a bartending class.
- Become a party person.
- Sign up for email lists.
- Always suggest pre-drinking to your group before you actually go out.
- Buy a flask.
- Learn the art of flirtation.
- Encourage your friends to get married.
- Don’t eat or sleep.
- Drink quickly.
- Make your own home brew.
- Be friends with drunks.
- Learn to slum it.
- Don’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Steal alcohol whenever you get the chance.
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