1. Every Man is a Jock.
2. Every Man is Debonair.
3. Every Man is a Kid.
4. Every Man Has a Mind of His Own.
5. Presentation is Everything.
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Rule #1: When in doubt
Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it.
Rule #3: Men love gifts for their cars.
Rule #4: Never buy men bathrobes.
Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out.
Rule #6: Do not buy any man after-shave or deodorant. Men do not stink - they are earthy.
Rule #7: Buy men label makers.
Rule #8: Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box.
Rule #9: Good places to shop for men include Home Depot, John Deere, Goodyear Tire, and Napa Auto Parts. ANYTHING you buy from these stores is gonna work.
Rule #10: Men enjoy danger.
Rule #11: Tickets to a football game are a smart gift.
Rule #12: Men love chain saws.
Rule #13: It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder.
Rule #14: Rope.
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