Top Signs You’re Addicted to the Internet and internet things

10 Signs You’re Addicted to the Internet;

10 Signs That You May Be a Blog Addict;

63 signs you’re addicted to Google and the Church of Search;

1. You change your background image and song everyday

2.You are constantly checking to see who is online to send them a personalized message

3. You and your friends have a disagreement and you threaten him/her with taking them off your top friends list

4.You have a diary on your profile

5.You call your friend and when they say they aren't home you know they're lying because you are looking at their profile and it says online now

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1. You’ve become a Facebook pusher. “Try it once, you’ll love it…” you say to networking virgins.

2. The last time you had any intimate contact was when you were ‘poked’ by some guy you haven’t seen for two years. Actual sex is so last century.

3. You realise you’ve spent the last hour looking at photos of someone you don’t even know.

4. You obsessively check your friends’/ex-boyfriends’/total strangers’ list of friends to see if they have more than you. And if they do…

5. …you become a friend thief. Who cares if you don’t know them? All’s fair in love and Facebook war…

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You have a Tivo wish list keyword search for “Google”
You’ve said or written GOOG instead of Google (I hate you btw. )
Without looking you know who runs Calafia Consulting
You’ve purchased something from the Google store
You know what Matt Cutts dressed as for Halloween last year
You’ve checked more than one Google data center for rankings
You know the last name of Matt, Eric, Sergey, Larry, Marissa, and Vanessa off the top of your head
You think having Vanessa in that last item is stupid because everyone knows she left Google a while back
You know what a linkcondom is
You’ve checked the ranking of the same keyword more than once in the same hour

Bloglines, Google Reader or some other RSS reader is constantly open on your computer's desktop.
You tell customers that you missed a project deadline because "some things" came up but in reality, you were blogging.
You periodically dream that you are blogging.
You get inspiration for new blog posts at the strangest times - in the Jacuzzi, sitting on the toilet, during marital activities (cough, cough)... you get the picture.
Before blogs, you used to tuck the kids into bed at night.

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